Death by PJs

Nut jobs for friends who make 4 am gibbering, spiffy trash talking and facebook whoring feel generously sane, family members you want to disown and run away from and kids, well, I’d be damned to think that I’m the grown up with them smart imps around. But the *face palm* incidents, when you think back and live it all, is nothing less than gut-busting. Living yesterday, once more.

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After an exceptionally random discussion about cows, D and me at 2 am were arguing about the sounds of the cow, excerpts are as follows (found its way immediately into my tweets):

D: Yea, they ‘moo’ babe.

Me: It actually, technically sounds more like ‘mmmaaaaaaoooo’ (I just had to do that and wake up the poor souls sleeping in the next room peacefully counting sheep in their dreams)

D: Ok, I wana say something.

Me: Yea?

D: The cow says, ‘I like to moo it, moo it!’

Me: I some how successfully missed having a heart stroke after listening to this.

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Scene: A bunch of my girls and me, chilling at the park. A girl with massive football boobs walks past us. 

V: What the?!

Me: Ok, now that’s giving me a complex.

H: I wonder if she custom makes her bra with the company.

V: Yea, she probably uses Amman TRY tmt bars to make her under-wire ones.

Well, that SO did it for the day!

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Rapid fire mokkai sessions with uncle after a particularly filling meal. I remember my sister rubbing my tummy and saying ‘you are not laughing, Buddha.’

Uncle: What is the ‘mint without the hole’?

Ans: A-polo

Uncle: What is the fastest mail?

Ans: Fe-mail

Uncle: What do you call a phone that does not run properly?

Ans: Voda’dha‘phone

Me: Feigns tummy ache and dashes to the loo vowing never to step out from it…in another gazillion years.

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Some time ago, a small kid, a cute kid, comes over and asks for the time,

AwwCuteKid: Akka, what’s the time?

Me: I’m not wearing a watch, sorry.

AwwCuteKid: Then it’s time for you to buy a new watch.

Me: Why, oh GOD WHY?!  

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Random conversation with the neighbour’s kid. These kids, ITellYou!

SmartyPantKid: You have a colour TV akka?

Me: Yes, why?

SmartyPantKid: What colour is it?

Me: And that’s how I died. Finally. 

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S quips!

Location: Adsetts

Activity: To get done with the pending assignments.

Evident Activity: Facebook harassing, photo whoring and deranged laughing!

S and her talented levels of description!

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S: K, can I have some water?

K: Sure you can! (Hands out a green bottle of water)

S: *After a gulp* What is thissss?!

K: It’s sparkling water S!

S: God! It’s like punishment!

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After a certifiable amount of time and one among the multitude of random conversations we had.

Me: I don’t drink right? (I know, inanity becomes me)

S: Of course you don’t! Why?

Me: I drink VK, does that count?

S: Are you f*ing kidding me?! That’s juice!!!

Well, that does it for my assignments and my almost non-existent resolve! 🙂

My A-Z tag registry

Tagged by Suraksha. Stuff 26 I love best! 😀

A-Available? :Sure,for a nice gourmet meal at Pier 66.Also for rummy with coke,lays and a comforter. 😀

B-Best friend: My soul sister EI.Knows me inside-out,upside-down.

C-Cake or Pie:Cake.Hot walnut brownie cake topped with hot chocolate fudge combined with two scoops vanilla ice-cream with choco-chip cookie sprinkle,preferably with a good dose of whipped cream and ofcourse,solitude.*I sure know how 24-carat bliss works out* Slurpp! 😀

D-Drink of choice: Pepsi.I’m addicted.

E-Essential thing used everyday: Kohl,moisturiser and occasionally my mind.

F-Favorite color: Rich plum/Burgundy.

G-Gummi bears or worms: Gummy worms.Peach flavored gummy yummy worms.

Hometown: MADras.

I-Indulgence: Shoes.Shopping.Sushi.

J-January or February:January.Marked my entry into the world and blogdom.

K-Kids and names:Kids…Oh yes,lots! Names…Oh no,I’m lost!

L-Life is incomplete without: First love, girl talk and three unexecuted dreams.

M-Marriage date:Errrr….

N-Number of siblings:Zilch.Only child.Pretty much louving it!

O-Oranges or apples: Apples.

P-Phobias: Horror movies.

Q-Quote(s): Its not true that I had nothing on.I had the radio on.-Marilyn Monroe

R-Reason to smile: I really don’t have any.I follow the CV motto. 🙂

S-Season: Summer.I love the sun.

T-Tag three people: Su,San,Sne.

U-Unknown fact about me: I experiment with make-up during deranged hours.

V-Vegetable you do not like: Bittergourd.Blergh!

W-Worst habit:Procrastination.

X-rays you have had: Abdomen(Keeping in mind what I consume…Duh!)

Y-Your favourite food:Waikiki shrimp bowl.

Z-Zodiac: Capricorn

January 2008-The month that was

The new year started off on a rough note with reasons better untold but otherwise the first month of 2008 was pretty much averagish. Equally eventful as it was surprising.

Fourth sem began with a bang on Jan 2nd what with all of us meeting up after almost a month.Needless to say on the very first day our enthu pattani profs made it a point to feed us with something they call basics of their subject which ultimately resulted in us throwing up inside our mouths. Adding to the dismay were our subjects,dehydrated like super-special-sun-licked dry tasteless tomatoes.Just when I thought it couldn’t get more nauseating *puffffff* there appeared our NM prof,after a long list of ma’dame’ profs, a man(finally!)  with uber sexy mane when straightened would reach halfway down his hip.

So,one random NM class:

Prof:Ahh you at the back side there…

Unaware he’s pointing at me I stare at him blank as the green board behind him.

Prof:You girl,get up,say me the answer for the ‘eijen’ value.

Me:(Nudging VV sitting next to me to help me out who apparently also had no idea what the guy was asking about) Sir,too many values here,which one do you want sir?(obviously a little less loud and then mumbling with an answer after which I was reluctantly asked to sit down)

So ultimately it was then that we realised that this prof was our ‘Dodging and Ducking’ sir of the fourth sem.

A few days later, random lab session:

It was just a record note that I had in hand which I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to bring that day.

Our incharge prof:(Sore from the start and super annoyed when I made my entry) Why are you behaving like anything ma?

Me:*I just died then*

Random lab session II:

SR’s copyright knock-knock joke.

SR:Knock…knock

VM:Who’s there?

SR:You know

VM:You know who?

SR:YOU- KNOW -WHO!…AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! DIE I SAY!

VM:*I so did! the second time ’round!*

Classes aside,my bday arrived a few days later.I was not all that excited about my last-teen-year bday,man growing old can be a b*tch sometimes.But hey,surprises have their own blissful language.So SR bought a huge delicious vanilla cake for my bday which was,thanks to my friends,also used as a facepack for ten mins!

Birthdays,treats,4th sem,Saarang(which I happened to attend the last day to witness our coll’ s short film ‘Murphy’s Law’ starring our 8th sem stud boys),Choreo Nite(my first pro-show event attended at Saarang),NSS camp at Ayakulathur,Rotaract camp at a public school in Porur,odd sem results(one big comedy show!),eleven restaurants experimented(good food-happy yappy camper!),fab six yards of pure magic(my first special family wedding sari),my new room and *DOUBLE YAY!!!* for the blastoff of SPLASH PORTAL!

January 2008 has been a month of sorts for me,special and exceptional in more ways than one and may February comprise of an extra dose of fun-extreme! 

So here goes for the amethyst month…KICKASS!!! 😀

Celebrated Excerpts

Its almost been one year and a half and everyday I find it pleasurably new and exciting.My college life with justified measure has so far been supremely entertaining,genuinely depressing,surprisingly enlightening(curriculum and otherwise) and completely delightful!!!

Thanks heaps to a magnificent set of classmates,my BFFs!

Classes would never have been the same without them and our profs.Last benchers society,’behind-the-prof’s back’ delictable snack sessions,underground record writing,day dreaming,TR commentary,’what was the question again?’,canteen rejoice,phunny teknikal frafessor’s englipish,wholesale bunking and the list keeps going and going!! So heres some stuff which was laughed at and about.Stuff that will be cherished always and yeah relevent to the title(atlast!)

One random first sem phy class…

Physics Prof:Ahh take down in your note…feezo-yelectric method…

Students:*Blink* *Blink*

Prof:TAKE DOWN!

One Student:Sir,can you please repeat it.

Prof:What is this? You are all now engineering students and you dont know this also? *shakes head*.Take down spells it P-I-E-Z-O-E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C method.

Students:Oh dear Gaad!!!!

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